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UFO with flying saucer

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Area 51: The Inside Story

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Ukulelean abduction

Surfing alien.

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.