Extraterrestrial Thrill-seeker Gifts

UFO with flying saucer

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Alien Snowmen

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

The First Martian Dog.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

dog vs UFO...

How am I abducting?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Take me to your feeder,'

UFO and snowman

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Space wants to kill you."

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

Ukulelean abduction

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.

Surfing alien.