Exotic Encounter Enthusiasts Gifts

"We met in the Galapagos."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'I'm really thirsty.'

Vet's Waiting Room

'Good evening! I'm the Abduction Admin Consultant.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Chugger on the Moon

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Golfer watches alien space ship.

'Careful, he bites.'

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Nightmare in the yellow-breasted bunting aviary: Mrs. Havesham is back and this time she means business.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

UFO with flying saucer

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'