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"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Alien David statue

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Marshmallows

Here be dragons.

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

A boy acting suspiciously

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Polar bear bowling alley

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."