Ship Excursionist T-Shirts

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Captain in a storm

The Origami Society...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

A Preschool of Fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Dollphins

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Thar she blows!'

"He's a keeper!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"