Ship Excursionist Prints

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Captain in a storm

The Origami Society...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Sea weed harvest.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Dollphins

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Thar she blows!'