Seaside Explorer Prints

"Hey! Watch where you're stepping!"

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Unknown

'That reminds me - how's your father?'

Beached cow.

Easter Island 'child', with bucket and spade, has buried parents in the sand, hence we can only see their heads.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

Trouble parking in Brighton

'Let's face it, a pier is just a bridge that doesn't go anywhere!'

Pelican and Origami

"Don't dive bomb right here, it's too shallow..."

Punch and Judy quicksand...

"Nice one, I'll go and grab some chips."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Local Knowledge

Beach con-man.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Captain in a storm

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Try me/try me/try me...

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

A Preschool of Fish

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Getting the hang of it?"