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'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Origami Society...

A Preschool of Fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'I wish I was creative'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Lovers swimming underwater

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Pelican and Origami

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'