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'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The Origami Society...

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A Preschool of Fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Dollphins

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Pelican and Origami

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Lovers swimming underwater

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)