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'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Robotic Man

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Early Programmers.

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Go ahead and dissect me

"Writer's block?"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.