Science Adventurer Gifts

Research and Development Thrillride

'... and, once again, children, don't try this at home.'

Passengers ride a DNA strand as train track.

Hovercraft

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Thomas Mann.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'