Goofy Traveler Gifts

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Tourists in Egypt

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Fall on a desert island

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Vampire on a plane

Thumbing a Lift.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Lavatory Waterfall

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Flight Socks.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Distance to horizon varies.

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.