Goofy Traveler Gifts

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Giant Monster in Bath

Introducing Piza Island.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Vampire on a plane

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Pizza Tower Bridge

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"