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Goofy Farmer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a goofy farmer? Our collection blends rural humor with playful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for bringing a smile to someone who loves farming with a fun twist. Whether they’re tending the land or just love the country vibe, these quirky gifts add a humorous farmyard touch to their day, making every moment a little more cheerful.
'Oh Hi!'
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"
"Why have you called him ballpoint?"
'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'
Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.
Vaccinating Scarecrow
Ham-Dram
A Tongue Stud.
Testing...testing...one, two, three...
COWS: Spare cow
Cow cartooning block.
Tropical Cow Tank
'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'
'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'
"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."
"Psst...The grass is a plant!"
The Moo-Walk
Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper
"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."
Production in times of pandemic
Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!
'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'
Turkey with an ax to grind.
'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."
That's right! I'm River Banksey!
'For deliveries press the hatch key.'
'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'
Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'
BAAYE!
Thanksgiving.
When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.
"You're late again. I'll have to get another driver."
Goofy Farmer Gifts Collection
Goofy Farmer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring goofy farmer designs—perfect for making everyday coffee breaks more fun and farm-friendly.
Goofy Farmer Pillows
Check out our quirky farm-inspired pillows—great for adding a humorous country touch to any sofa or chair.
Goofy Farmer Prints
Browse our humorous goofy farmer prints—ideal for decorating a barn finds or celebrating rural humor in style.
Goofy Farmer T-Shirts
Discover our selection of goofy farmer t-shirts—ideal for farm days, casual outings, or as a humorous gift for country lovers.