Goofy Farmer T-Shirts

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A Tongue Stud.

Ham-Dram

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

COWS: Spare cow

Cow cartooning block.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

The Moo-Walk

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Production in times of pandemic

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

BAAYE!

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Thanksgiving.

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

"You're late again. I'll have to get another driver."

A man makes a lewd gesture towards a cow.