Goofy Farmer T-Shirts

Chicken Holding a Balloon with One Written on it

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Vaccinating Scarecrow

Ham-Dram

A Tongue Stud.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

COWS: Spare cow

Cow cartooning block.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

The Moo-Walk

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

"Sorry, but she says she's not interested. She just wants to play the field."

Production in times of pandemic

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

Joe's Weird and Goofy Travel: 'I want to walk backward across China and Tibet.'

BAAYE!

Thanksgiving.

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

"You're late again. I'll have to get another driver."