Mental Vacationer Gifts

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Camping.

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Easter Island Shades...

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Climate change

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Newton's vacation

"Yipeee!"

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"Did you pack your own bags?"

Over summer vacation kids forget much of what they learned in school. They lose their train of "taught"!

On holiday...

Crabbing

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

John takes a personivacation.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."