Mind Voyagers Gifts

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Sigmund Freud.

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"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Confirmation Bias

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Working from OM.

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"