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'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

"I keep having this strange dream..."

"...and what was it like sailing in the Bermuda Triangle?"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

Sigmund Freud.

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"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Confirmation Bias