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Masked and maskless

'Reality is just an escape from your fantasies.'

"Too many tabs open."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Higher wisdom...

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Creator's Block

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Are you able to concentrate on your work? My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.