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Masked and maskless

'Reality is just an escape from your fantasies.'

"Too many tabs open."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Higher wisdom...

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

Creator's Block

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."