Mental Voyageur T-Shirts

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"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

X-ray Psychology.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Working from OM.

Analyst and patient

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Brain Sunrise

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Soren Kierkegaard

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

'What is it, Harold. You seem to be distracted.'

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."