Mental Voyageur Mugs

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X-ray Psychology.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

Working from OM.

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

Brain Sunrise

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Analyst and patient

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Soren Kierkegaard

Therapist. The first step in therapy is acknowledging your issues, or as I like to call it, "baggage claim."

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

It took the members of the seance almost 2 hours to make contact with Muriel but it was worth it."

'I just attained enlightenment, guys! - GROUP HUG!'

'I've been working on my asceticism and self-denial for twenty years now -- could I go down to Las Vegas to test them?'

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

Mountaintop Shopping Cart

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Ok, ok, we'll discuss your issues with personal space again.

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."