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An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Unguided imagery

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

Chill Out Worshippers!

"You have got to want to change."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Confirmation Bias

Psychiatrist's diplomas: Guessing and Wishful Thinking.

Jacques Lacan

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."