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'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'But you must admit hallucinations are more interesting than depression.'

'It's a good thing I don't have claustropho...oh,oh...maybe I do.'

"I prefer to stand."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Thinking Gears

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Sigmund Freud.

Calculation Board - You Are Here

X-ray Psychology.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Unguided imagery

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.