Life Journey Enthusiast T-Shirts

Reach for the Star.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Are we there yet?

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Emergency Bible for deathbed conversions only.

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

The Chicken of the North

'I'm what you can't learn at Harvard Business school.'

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'