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'But you must admit hallucinations are more interesting than depression.'

The Map of the human brain

'When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.'

'I'm terribly mixed up.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Mad For It

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Parkinson Ave - Alzheimer Drive

"I'd let you in, but I'm not sure I'm all here today"

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'The management look forward to hearing your thoughts on our exponential strategy for organic enlargement.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."