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Analyst and patient

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Thinking Gears

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Characters jumping out of a book.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"The overthinker"

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Travelogue

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

You have reached the end of your brain...

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

You're bottling things up, aren't you?

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Brain Bomb Detector

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

Soren Kierkegaard

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Pavlov's dog (under a bell).

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"