Grammatical Voyager T-Shirts

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

Characters jumping out of a book.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Beach flirting

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Ted Hughes

If poets wrote road signs.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Analyst and patient

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

A writer goes sailing.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Tourist Directions

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

"I started a new business. . ."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Man reading a giant book.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

"I know what I am, but I can't pronounce it."

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"

"Waiter, there's a fly agaric in my soup."

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"