Grammatical Voyager T-Shirts

Sarah visited the planet Spelling Mistake and met the Spellingmistakians

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Beach flirting

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Analyst and patient

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

If poets wrote road signs.

Tourist Directions

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

A writer goes sailing.

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

A woman reads a romance novel.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"I started a new business. . ."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Man reading a giant book.

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"Waiter, there's a fly agaric in my soup."

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Marooned Optometrist

Sea Adventure Book

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"