Mental Wellness Adventurer Mugs

Racing Forward

Ashley the Approval Seeker

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"The overthinker"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Uptight End"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...