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'We'll have to reschedule your appointment -- Dr. Kleinzweck went off the rails himself today.'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Dreams I have had...

You are what you eat!

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

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''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

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He was out in no time, with a new outlook and a clean slate.

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."