Mental Wellness Explorers Prints

'We'll have to reschedule your appointment -- Dr. Kleinzweck went off the rails himself today.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Dreams I have had...

You are what you eat!

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

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"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'