Mental Wellbeing Warrior Mugs

"Is something bothering you?"

"The overthinker"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"You left your demons here last week."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dreams I have had...

DNA Analysis.

You are what you eat!

"That's a big fat lie!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

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