Mental Wellness Warriors Mugs

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

I think you've cured my depression, doctor. Lately, when I read the funny papers, it seems to me like "The Family Circus" has gone over to the dark side.

Coping with Normalcy

Following several health insurance denials of coverage, Thelma finally resolves to entrust her hubby's seasonal depression to the gentle alternative process by psychotherapist Hans-Georg Stumke.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Look on the bright side - if you're having a midlife crisis at 40, you have 40 more years to live."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You left your demons here last week."

Hot Pie Therapy

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The overthinker"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Uptight End"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"The little stress ball wasn't working."