Mood Mastery Expert Gifts

"Is something bothering you?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

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He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Medical Cabinet

"Mush on."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Hot Cross Bun

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Human mood

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Self-portraits

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"