Mental Strength Warrior Gifts

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Uptight End"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

DNA Analysis.

"That's a big fat lie!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Girl's weight issues.

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

'I don't believe in myself any more.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"Good evening! In the news tonight - gloom, doom, trial and trauma."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'