Relaxed Repairmen Gifts

"I suppose I'd better get that damp sorted out. . ."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"You are still here."

Pompeii restoration project.

Enlightened Cursing

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

Business Vacation.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Dun spellchecking.

A Pocket Knife Tool Belt.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"She's in her happy place again."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

Mr. Clean Enough

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

Success Without Effort

"This is the software for my head."

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

Master Plumber

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Lunch.

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"These informal meetings have become really informal."