Relaxed Volunteer Gifts

I'm giving plasma.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Business Vacation.

Wearing bras in 2020.

Boy walking with headphones in shape of musical note.

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"She's in her happy place again."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

Martha Stewart at Home.

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"What are we doing today?"

Mr. Clean Enough

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Lunch.

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."