Relaxed Ranger Prints

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Pina Coladas

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Wearing bras in 2020.

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Louse and garden...

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Dun spellchecking.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Spring Training

"She's in her happy place again."

Martha Stewart at Home.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

Mr. Clean Enough

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

Ocean sounds $1.00

Success Without Effort

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."