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Pompeii restoration project.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Diner.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Temporarily Unavailable

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Computer Class.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'