Relaxed Restoration Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pompeii restoration project.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Diner.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Unguided imagery

Early Colour TV

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"