Relaxation Theorists T-Shirts

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'Ahhh...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

On holiday.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'T.M.I.F.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'That was fun!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Spa

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Surfing the daily stress

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Sauvignon Bonk

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."