Relaxation Realist Mugs

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

'Ahhh...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'T.M.I.F.'

'That was fun!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Surfing the daily stress

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sauvignon Bonk

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."