Retirement Lifestyle Mugs

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Oh, that's just Bill. He retired last year and then he went feral.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

'Ed just retired.'

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Lady of the Cake.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.