Retirement Relaxation Pillows

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Lady of the Cake.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Not that net!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

'Ahhh...'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'That was fun!'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"