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"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in?"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Man's best friends."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."