Retirement Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Man's best friends."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Electric Blanket.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."