Modern Leisure Lover Pillows

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Well Earned Vacation"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Tunnel of TV

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'