Vacation Departure Gifts

"Can you get me to the airport in 30 minutes?"

"My feet are cold."

Luggage Arrivals

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"