Vacation Time Pillows

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Does it look like we need internet-access?'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Airport Security. Our scanner is down, so if each of you could frisk the person behind you, it would be a big help.

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.

'Congratulations! You have just won an Escape Weekend at one of our Finest Hotels!'

Welcome signs 'New York, please have your money ready'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Cuba Holidays

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

Airlines

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Beach con-man.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial