Vacation Plan Pillows

'I told you we should have gotten a seat on top.'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Pina Coladas

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Surf Casting

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Fight or Flight