Snowy Escapade Planner Gifts

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Barbecue in the snow.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Ski lodge health care team.

Artist's Perspective

'First time skiing?'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Skis with stabilisers.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

"And to think, if it wasn't for health and safety the schools would still be open."

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

Rabbits attempt to steal snowman's carrot nose.

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'