Snowy Escapade Planner Gifts

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Barbecue in the snow.

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

Artist's Perspective

Ski lodge health care team.

'First time skiing?'

A snowplough throwing up pets and toys

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Skis with stabilisers.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Rabbits attempt to steal snowman's carrot nose.

"And to think, if it wasn't for health and safety the schools would still be open."

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'School been cancelled again...I'm bringing the kids to work with me.'