Ski Trip Planner Gifts

"I am going to vote....I may be sometime!"

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skier flying past mountains

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Piste-side Hotel

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

The sun luring people to the sea

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Summer

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Sleeping in skis.

Skiing Accidents.

Ski-ers.

'First time skiing?'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

When slugs go on holiday.

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."