Ski Trip Planner Pillows

"I am going to vote....I may be sometime!"

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skier flying past mountains

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Piste-side Hotel

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Summer

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

The sun luring people to the sea

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Ski-ers.

Sleeping in skis.

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Skiing Accidents.

'First time skiing?'

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

When slugs go on holiday.

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"