Planning A Ski Trip Pillows

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Italia tours

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'First of all, relax.'

Bunny Hill

The Airport.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Western Outfitters.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Skier flying past mountains

Little girl skiing.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Bath Abbey

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Piste-side Hotel

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

The sun luring people to the sea

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Summer