Planning A Ski Trip Pillows

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'First of all, relax.'

Bunny Hill

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The Airport.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Skier flying past mountains

Little girl skiing.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

Bath Abbey

Piste-side Hotel

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Summer

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."