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'Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take your kids to the circus...Why not take...'

Tourists

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Italia tours

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Are we broke yet?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

Hero of the Beach?

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Why do I need a bus licence? Well, I have a rather large family, you see..."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."